Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during the hectic Holiday season.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished,
so I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of wum,
tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins,
an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now!
Sned this to all who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.
Happy Holidays from my family to yours.
Remember to take a little time for yourself among the chaos.