Different Kinds of Fruits

This is why I don't purchase anything from the store that I don't know exactly what it is... Also this is why I produce shop with Jennifer and not alone! :)  

Thinking Outside the Box

I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under my bed. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."  

"How much do you charge?" 

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. 

"I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you," I said. 

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked. 

" Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV."  

"Is that so?!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"  

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!"

abandoned

This morning I found out that my doctor is leaving the practice, moving to another office across town.  When I asked if she was taking patients with her, she said that I needed to stay with the existing office...  She had a really good reason - she explained that with my Specialists in the same building/office, that I needed to remain there so it will be easier for them to work together on my case....  

But why do I feel so abandoned?